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So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
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"A closed mouth gathers no flies."
— French Proverb
"A closed mouth gathers no feet."
— American Proverb
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." |
"If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more than logical. We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope, and we can work." |
Some folks are born fools, but the majority of us become so through practice. |
"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." |
"I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise." |
"A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies... and keeps it for himself." |
"Every time a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said." |
"You have to be a real stud hombre cybermuffin to handle 'Windows'" |
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." |