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So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
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"The efficiency of our criminal jury system is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read."
— Mark Twain
"Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness." |
"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help." |
Thought for the day: |
"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help." |
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." |
"The Internet...in the right hands it is a wondrous tool, and in the wrong hands it is an even better one." |
"If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does." |
"Twice I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to comprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." |
"Immediately, every man in the place, including women and children, ran out to meet them." |